White History Month

Classic question: This month is black history month. So when is white history month?
Snarky answer: March through January.

Here’s the truth:

  • February is for African Americans.
  • March is for Women Americans.
  • March is also for Irish Americans.
  • April is for Southern Americans.
  • May is for Asian Pacific Americans.
  • May is also for Jewish Americans.
  • June is for Caribbean Americans.
  • Sept. 15-Oct.15 is for Hispanic Americans.
  • October is for Filipino Americans.
  • October is also for LGBT Americans.
  • October is also for Polish Americans.
  • November is for Native Americans.

According to Google Trends, the ONLY time anyone interested in White History throughout the ENTIRE YEAR is during the month of February.

And if that wasn’t obnoxious enough, here’s more obnoxiousness.

‎”Dang, people still don’t get why we have things like black history month. Which is the reason why we still have things like black history month.”
~Milford N. Pinkney III

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