Dear Dory,
Whenever I’m hiking or biking and get tired, I hum “Just Keep Swimming.”
Sincerely, thank you.

The Adventures of a Young Savage
And his mild-mannered pseudonym, Benjamin Jancewicz
Dear Dory,
Whenever I’m hiking or biking and get tired, I hum “Just Keep Swimming.”
Sincerely, thank you.

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Dear random stranger,
The look on your face when I drank blue Gatorade from a bottle of Windex was priceless.
Sincerely, entertaining myself.
Whoa.
In Soviet Russia, Bear hugs YOU!
I need a chest amputation